Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
If you feed your carnivorous pet all vegan food I’m goin to A. Fight you and B. Kick your ass.
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
when will my normal sleep pattern return from war
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your