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Emma. 17. England. My star sign is Aries and the Pottermore sorting hat put me into Slytherin. I'm probably a Dandere. On my blog you will find various Animes. You will also see Supernatural because I fucking love that show. I have admiration for Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester) and I love K-pop. I have Snapchat and Kik, however I will only share them if we have talked a bit. Feel free to give me an ask, whether it's just a general question or if you want a chat c: because I'm lonely~


Me

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

pittore-lupo:

SVU was spot-on on so many issues

necomimitan:

belaliechs:

knock knock

who dis

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.


wtf is wrong with that jesus

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

wtf is wrong with that jesus

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no